also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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