he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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