Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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