that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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