just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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