Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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