i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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