Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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