i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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