I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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