I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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