you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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