My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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So much rum. So many feels.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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