from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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