Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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