Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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