so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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