Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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