After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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