I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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