Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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