Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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