Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i may or may not be watching the land before time
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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