you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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