Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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