You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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