I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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