its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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