Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize