i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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