I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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