You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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