if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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