I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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