You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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