What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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