It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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