nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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