I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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