Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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