So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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