we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
ttyl tear gas
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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