There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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