...so i touched it.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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