May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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