We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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