he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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