I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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