i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we made out on top of his cat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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