Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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